"You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions.
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Famous quotes containing the words you have and/or cows:
“If your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong.”
—White South African proverb.
“We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882)