"You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions.
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Famous quotes containing the words you have and/or cows:
“What you have said
I will consider; what you have to say
I will with patience hear, and find a time
Both meet to hear and answer such high things.”
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616)
“We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882)