You Have Two Cows

"You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions.

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Famous quotes containing the word cows:

    “It seems only yesterday that we saw
    The movie with the cows in it
    And turned to one at your side, who burped
    As morning saw a new garnet-and-pea-green order propose
    Itself out of the endless bathos, like science-fiction lumps.”
    —John Ashbery (b. 1927)