You Have Two Cows

"You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions.

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Famous quotes containing the word cows:

    The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes,
    The meadow creeps implacable and still;
    A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies.
    One two three the cows bulge on the hill.
    Allen Tate (1899–1979)