Famous quotes containing the words joan rivers, joan and/or rivers:
“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again.”
—Joan Rivers (b. 1935)
“Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town. I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous. I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.”
—Billy Wilder (b. 1906)
“In the rivers north of the future.”
—Paul Celan [Paul Antschel] (1920–1970)