Helen Rowland (/ˈroʊlənd/; 1875–1950) was an American journalist and humorist.
She is often confused with Helen May Rowland, a singer-actress who had a brief radio and recording career in the early 1930s.
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“When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ‘made in America.’”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)
“A man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.”
—Helen Rowland (1875–1950)