Rooney Married

Famous quotes containing the words rooney and/or married:

    A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short.
    —Mickey Rooney (b. 1920)

    Simone Clouseau: Jacques would make a wonderful father. He has many redeeming qualities, you know.
    Sir Charles: Name one.
    Simone Clouseau: Oh, he’s kind, loyal, faithful, obedient.
    Sir Charles: You’re either married to a boy scout or a dachshund.
    Blake Edwards (b. 1922)