Worldwide Pants Produced

Famous quotes containing the words pants and/or produced:

    “There was a young fellow called Lancelot
    Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
    Whenever he’d pass
    A presentable lass,
    The front of his pants would advance a lot.”
    —Anonymous.

    “I do not know whether I would not like much better to have produced one perfectly formed child by intercourse with the muses than by intercourse with my wife.”
    —Michel de Montaigne (1533–1592)