Worldwide Pants Produced

Famous quotes containing the words pants and/or produced:

    “There was a young fellow called Lancelot
    Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
    Whenever he’d pass
    A presentable lass,
    The front of his pants would advance a lot.”
    —Anonymous.

    “There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves so well as at a capital tavern.... No, Sir; there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.”
    —Samuel Johnson (1709–1784)