Famous Quotes
- "Stealing from one is plagiarism, stealing from many is research"
- "I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
- "To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady."
- "I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience."
- "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something."
- "Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down".
- "Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
- "Working for Warner Brothers is like fucking a porcupine: it's a hundred pricks against one."
- "Treat a whore like a lady — and a lady like a whore."
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Famous quotes containing the words famous and/or quotes:
“Madame Sosostris, famous clairvoyante,
Had a bad cold, nevertheless
Is known to be the wisest woman in Europe....”
—T.S. (Thomas Stearns)
“A great man quotes bravely, and will not draw on his invention when his memory serves him with a word as good. What he quotes, he fills with his own voice and humour, and the whole cyclopedia of his table-talk is presently believed to be his own.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882)