Sir William Schwenck Gilbert

Famous quotes containing the words sir william schwenck, schwenck gilbert, sir william, sir, schwenck and/or gilbert:

    find out who it is that writes those lovely cracker mottoes!’

    ‘Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper,
    Do you write the bonbon mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?’
    Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    poverty is obsolete and hunger is abolished—
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    When constabulary duty’s to be done,
    A policeman’s lot is not a happy one.
    Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more.... I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak.
    Eric, Sir Geddes (1875–1937)

    The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
    All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)

    Of course you will pooh-pooh whatever’s fresh and new, and declare
    it’s crude and mean;
    —Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911)