Alfred Gingold is an American freelance writer and is the author of several humorous books.
Read more about Alfred Gingold: Life, Selected Bibliography
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“Flash’d from his bed the electric tidings came,
He is no better, he is much the same.”
—Anonymous.
Parody of the style of poet laureate Alfred Austin (1835-1913)