United Church

Famous quotes containing the words united and/or church:

“The real charm of the United States is that it is the only comic country ever heard of.”
—H.L. (Henry Lewis)

“There warn’t anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn’t any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summertime because it’s cool. If you notice, most folks don’t go to church only when they’ve got to; but a hog is different.”
—Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835–1910)