Uncle Pen

Famous quotes containing the words uncle and/or pen:

    “my Uncle Sol’s farm
    failed because the chickens
    ate the vegetables so
    my Uncle Sol had a
    chicken farm till the
    skunks ate the chickens when”
    —E.E. (Edward Estlin)

    “Here is a pen and here is a pencil,
    Here’s a typewriter, here’s a stencil,
    Here is a list of today’s appointments,
    And all the flies in all the ointments,
    The daily woes that a man endures—
    Take them, George, they’re yours!”
    —Ogden Nash (1902–1971)