Uncle Pen

Famous quotes containing the words uncle and/or pen:

    “Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle;
    I am no traitor’s uncle, and that word “grace”
    In an ungracious mouth is but profane.”
    —William Shakespeare (1564–1616)

    “Here is a pen and here is a pencil,
    Here’s a typewriter, here’s a stencil,
    Here is a list of today’s appointments,
    And all the flies in all the ointments,
    The daily woes that a man endures—
    Take them, George, they’re yours!”
    —Ogden Nash (1902–1971)