Tube Police

Famous quotes containing the words tube and/or police:

“One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so that when you come to pack it is just a twisted shell of its former self, with not even a cubic millimeter left to be squeezed out.”
—Robert Benchley (1889–1945)

“Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.”
—George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)