Truck Day

Famous quotes containing the words truck and/or day:

    If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
    Jackie Mason (b. 1931)

    It is said that a carpenter building a summer hotel here ... declared that one very clear day he picked out a ship coming into Portland Harbor and could distinctly see that its cargo was West Indian rum. A county historian avers that it was probably an optical delusion, the result of looking so often through a glass in common use in those days.
    —For the State of New Hampshire, U.S. public relief program (1935-1943)