Truck Day

Famous quotes containing the words truck and/or day:

    If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
    Jackie Mason (b. 1931)

    Muriel Bedford: It isn’t every day that your only son gets married.
    Judge Bedford: He’s your son, too, Muriel. I mean it’s about time you started taking half the blame.
    Dale Launer (b. 1953)