Famous quotes containing the words truck and/or day:
“If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.”
—Jackie Mason (b. 1931)
“Muriel Bedford: It isnt every day that your only son gets married.
Judge Bedford: Hes your son, too, Muriel. I mean its about time you started taking half the blame.”
—Dale Launer (b. 1953)