Famous quotes containing the words today and/or called:
“The late PrĂ©sident de Montesquieu told me that he knew how to be blindhe had been so for such a long timebut I swear that I do not know how to be deaf: I cannot get used to it, and I am as humiliated and distressed by it today as I was during the first week. No philosophy in the world can palliate deafness.”
—Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl Chesterfield (16941773)
“There was a young fellow called Lancelot
Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
Whenever hed pass
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot.”
—Anonymous.