There's A Skeeter On My Peter - Variations of Version

Variations of Version

Variant #1:

There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off

Variant #2:

There's a skeeter on my peter, sweet Marie
There's another on my brother, can't you see
There's a dozen on my cousin
Can't you hear those bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, sweet Marie

Variant #3:

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's another on my brother, whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

Variant #4:

There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off
There's another on my brother, knock it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
just to hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off

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