Services Southern Cross

Famous quotes containing the words services, southern and/or cross:

    “It seems I impregnated Marge
    So I do rather feel, by and large,
    Some cash should be tendered
    For services rendered,
    But I can’t quite decide what to charge.”
    —Anonymous.

    “Come on, untie me or I’m gonna call your parents.”
    —Terry Southern (b. 1924)

    “In ancient times—’twas no great loss—
    They hung the thief upon the cross:
    But now, alas!—I say’t with grief—
    They hang the cross upon the thief.”
    —Anonymous. “On a Nomination to the Legion of Honour,” from Aubrey Stewart’s English Epigrams and Epitaphs (1897)