Returned Services League

Famous quotes containing the words returned, services and/or league:

    “Our memories are card indexes consulted and then returned in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.”
    —Cyril Connolly (1903–1974)

    “It seems I impregnated Marge
    So I do rather feel, by and large,
    Some cash should be tendered
    For services rendered,
    But I can’t quite decide what to charge.”
    —Anonymous.

    “I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best—it’s all they’ll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money—provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don’t need it.”
    —Peter De Vries (b. 1910)