Province Bus Services

Famous quotes containing the words province, bus and/or services:

    “It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.”
    —Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894)

    “There was an old man from Darjeeling
    Who got on a bus bound for Ealing.
    It said at the door,
    “Please don’t spit on the floor,”
    So he carefully spat on the ceiling.”
    —Anonymous.

    “It seems I impregnated Marge
    So I do rather feel, by and large,
    Some cash should be tendered
    For services rendered,
    But I can’t quite decide what to charge.”
    —Anonymous.