Planning Prevents Piss

Famous quotes containing the words planning and/or prevents:

    Judge Bedford: Planning on having children?
    David: Naturally.
    Judge Bedford: Good, then I know what to get you for a wedding present.
    David: Yeah? What’s that?
    Judge Bedford: A vasectomy.
    Dale Launer (b. 1953)

    The fishermen say that the “thundering of the pond” scares the fishes and prevents their biting.
    Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)