Oyster River can refer to:
- Oyster River (Connecticut), USA
- Oyster River (New Hampshire), USA
- Oyster River (British Columbia), Canada
- Oyster River (New Brunswick), Canada
- The community of Oyster River, British Columbia, Canada
Famous quotes containing the words oyster and/or river:
“I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.”
—George Berkeley (1685–1753)
“The name of the town isn’t important. It’s the one that’s just twenty-eight minutes from the big city. Twenty-three if you catch the morning express. It’s on a river and it’s got houses and stores and churches. And a main street. Nothing fancy like Broadway or Market, just plain Broadway. Drug, dry good, shoes. Those horrible little chain stores that breed like rabbits.”
—Joseph L. Mankiewicz (1909–1993)