Oldest Son

Famous quotes containing the words oldest and/or son:

    Harvey, Jr.: I was afraid something like this would happen. Being around all those young students was bound to give Father ideas.
    Laura: Young ideas, nuts. They’re the oldest ideas in the world.
    Tom Waldman (d. 1985)

    I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.
    S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made to his son Frank (Zeppo Marx)