Office Assistant - Criticism and Parodies

Criticism and Parodies

The program was widely reviled among users as intrusive and annoying, and was criticized even within Microsoft. Microsoft's internal codename TFC had a derogatory origin: Steven Sinofsky states that "C" stood for "clown", while allowing his readers to guess what "TF" might stand for. Smithsonian Magazine called Clippy "one of the worst software design blunders in the annals of computing".

In July 2000, the online comic strip User Friendly ran a series of panels featuring Clippy. In 2001, a Microsoft advertising campaign for Office XP included the (now defunct) website officeclippy.com, which highlighted the disabling of Clippy in the software. It featured the animated adventures of Clippit (voiced by comedian Gilbert Gottfried, in his trademark annoying voice) as he learned to cope with unemployment ("X… XP… As in, ex-paperclip?!") and parodied behaviors of the Office assistant. Curiously, one of these ("Clippy Faces Facts") uses the same punchline as one of the User Friendly comic strips. These videos can be downloaded at the Internet Archive. Clippy ends up in an office as a floppy disk ejecting pin for Macintosh Computers.

There is a Clippit parody in the Plus! Dancer application included in Microsoft Plus! Digital Media Edition which is later included as Windows Dancer in Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005. The dancing character Boo Who? is wearing a ghost outfit, roughly having the shape of Clippit's body, with a piece of wire visible underneath. Occasionally, the white sheet slips, and reveals the thin curve of steel. The description mentions "working for a short while for a Redmond, WA based software company, where he continued to work until being retired in 2001". Clippit is also included as a player character in Microsoft Bicycle Card Games and Microsoft Bicycle Board Games.

Robby had a similar appearance to the mascot for the SAM Coupé computer in 1989. Devised by Mel Croucher, the eponymous SAM had the purpose of making the computer and its software appear friendly.

Demitri Martin parodied Clippit in his stand up special Demetri Martin. Person. when he said, "I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'"

The webcomic Help Desk has Binky the Cheerful Winking Paperclip who is (almost) always cheerful, and is a parody of Microsoft's Office Assistant. He saved the world from Steve Jobs, was captured by said Apple CEO, and mutated into a classy, aristocratic paperclip named Steve (also known as iClip). Binky was later cloned into Drinky and Evil Binky, who are parodies of Microsoft and Bill Gates.

CollegeHumor also parodied Clippy in the Clock Suckers' 9th episode, Abe-Hole, appearing in an action movie trailer where his annoying remarks are actually useful, which contrasts with most other parodies like Matrix Runs on Windows XP when Neo is bending clippy with his mind.

In the Family Guy episode "Lois Kills Stewie," Stewie sneaks into CIA headquarters and uses one of their computers, and is greatly annoyed when Clippy appears on the screen and says, "I see you're trying to take over the world. Can I help?" Stewie then yells, "Go away, you paperclip! No one likes you!"

In The Simpsons episode "Funeral for a Fiend", Sideshow Bob attempts to kill the Simpson family with a defective laptop battery and a pile of dynamite. Clippy appears on the laptop screen and says "It looks like you're trying to blow up the computer. Mind if I hug my kids?", at which point two smaller paper clips appear, and Clippy appears to hug them. In another episode, Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot, a computer in Springfield Elementary School is being consumed by Bart's new pet snake, to which Clippy appears and says "You look like you're trying to eat me, need some help?"

In the episode "The One Wherein There is a Big Twist Part II" of Drawn Together, the character of Wooldoor Sockbat is unable to reintegrate into society after leaving the Drawn Together house and attempts suicide, Clippy appears as he is about to hang himself and says 'Hey, writing a suicide note? I can help. Here's a tip: avoid cliches like "goodbye cruel world" and remember to blame your parents'.

In a June 2008 episode of the NPR comedy quiz show Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me, panelists adlib the dialogue of Clippy as he is driven to the woods outside of Redmond, WA for a mafia-like execution. Quotes include "What are you digging, what are you digging? Can I help you dig?", "Oh, you've got a baseball bat, can I help you learn to play baseball?", and "It looks like you're digging a grave. Is this a business grave, or a personal grave?" This moment was ultimately voted the favorite moment of the show by fans for Wait Wait's August 2009 "Listener's Choice" episode.

A recent parody video created by Microsoft to advertise their new product, Office 2010: The Movie, features a man who is investigating a case about a rogue girl who created a hypnotic font. When initially asked to take up the case, the man replies, "I can't… My partner (Clippy)." The chief responds, "You've got to let him go."

The series Red vs. Blue parodied Clippy in one episode, with Sarge claiming that he has been considered to replace Clippy as the Office Assistant. His appearance soundbyte would have been: "Where do you want to go today, dirtbag?". A third-party developer later released a working office assistant add-on based on the parody.

In the 2008 spoof comedy movie Superhero Movie, the villain of the story, The Hourglass, is using a Microsoft world domination software disk (a parody of a windows software disc), when clippy appears and says: "It looks like you are planning a mass-murder. May I help?" to which The Hourglass responds, "Tch… paperclip guy…".

In the Flash animation "Animator vs. Animation III", Clippy attempts to kill the stick figure (The Chosen One) after it invades the Animator's Required Essay, using a text-made sword with help from the Animator, who uses a text-made gun. While The Chosen One and Clippy face off, the Animator creates another stick figure, The Dark Lord, giving him the command to destroy the Chosen One. After the Dark Lord is dropped into the now-empty essay, Clippy gets tangled like a yarn, and The Chosen One kicks him out of the Microsoft Word window, effectively ending him.

In a video called "The Matrix runs on Windows XP" by College Humor, Clippit is seen twice, and at the end he says: "Looks like you're trying to save humanity, want some help?"

In 2011 as part of April Fools, Blizzard Entertainment promoted Crabby, a "dungeon helper" similar in style to Clippit. Crabby also appears to users while browsing pages related to World of Warcraft. At the end of April Fools, Crabby was removed from browsing pages in response of some text being blocked by him.

In the season 7 finale of The Office: Search Committee, Darryl is told that he will need to supply a resume as part of his application for branch manager, he calls customer support: "Yes, there used to be a paper clip that would pop up and say, 'Looks like you are writing a letter or resume. Would you like help?' I believe his name was… Clippy."

In the Mass Effect video game, a VI named Mira on Noveria says "It looks like you're trying to restore this facility. Would you like help?" One of the dialogue options the player can reply "Crap, a pop-up."