Norman Simon

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    Before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. Now, the first thing to do is arrange for a settlement. You take the children, your husband takes the house, Junior burns down the house, you take the insurance and I take you!
    S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Arthur Sheekman, Will Johnstone, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Monkey Business, terms for a divorce settlement proposed while trying to woo Lucille Briggs (Thelma Todd)

    And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson
    Jesus loves you more than you will know.
    God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
    —Paul Simon (b. 1941)