Microwave Rice

Famous quotes containing the words microwave and/or rice:

    The New Age? It’s just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
    James Randi (b. 1928)

    To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.
    Philip Roth (b. 1933)