Mail Order Bride

Famous quotes containing the words mail, order and/or bride:

    “We grew up founding our dreams on the infinite promise of American advertising. I still believe that one can learn to play the piano by mail and that mud will give you a perfect complexion.”
    —Zelda Fitzgerald (1900–1948)

    “After decades of unappreciated drudgery, American women just don’t do housework any more—that is, beyond the minimum that is required in order to clear a path from the bedroom to the front door so they can get off to work in the mourning.”
    —Barbara Ehrenreich (20th century)

    “That is ever the way. ‘Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.”
    —J.M. (James Matthew)