Longest Pipe

Famous quotes containing the words longest and/or pipe:

    The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
    Samuel Butler (1835–1902)

    If you would get money as a writer or lecturer, you must be popular, which is to go down perpendicularly.... You are paid for being something less than a man. The state does not commonly reward a genius any more wisely. Even the poet laureate would rather not have to celebrate the accidents of royalty. He must be bribed with a pipe of wine; and perhaps another poet is called away from his muse to gauge that very pipe.
    Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)