Liquor Control Commission

Famous quotes containing the words liquor, control and/or commission:

    Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
    Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835–1910)

    There are many things children accept as “grown-up things” over when they have no control and for which they have no responsibility—for instance, weddings, having babies, buying houses, and driving cars. Parents who are separating really need to help their children put divorce on that grown-up list, so that children do not see themselves as the cause of their parents’ decision to live apart.
    Fred Rogers (20th century)

    A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities as well as those of other people will keep a man from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing.
    Samuel Butler (1835–1902)