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Famous quotes containing the words express and/or gas:

“When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly.”
—Michel de Montaigne (1533–1592)

“A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.”
—Bill Cosby (20th century)