Jones Won

Famous quotes containing the words jones and/or won:

“I said in my novel that the clergyman is a kind of human Sunday. Jones and I settled that my sister May was a kind of human Good Friday and Mrs. Bovill an Easter Monday or some other Bank Holiday.”
—Samuel Butler (1835–1902)

“Indeed, you won the elections, but I won the count.”
—Anastasio Somoza (1896–1956)