Famous quotes containing the words jon and/or lord:
“The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen timesthe cat not even once.”
—W.E. Farbstein. Quoted in Hundkeit, Mondo Canine, ed. Jon Winokur, Dutton (1991)
“There was a young lady of Ryde
Who was carried far out by the tide.
Cried a man-eating shark,
Hows this for a lark?
I knew that the Lord would provide.”
—Anonymous.