John Whelan may refer to:
- Seán Ó Faoláin (1900–1991), Irish short story writer, born as John Francis Whelan
- John Whelan (politician), Irish Labour Party politician
Famous quotes containing the word john:
“Gracious Lord, oh bomb the Germans.
Spare their women for Thy Sake,
And if that is not too easy
We will pardon Thy Mistake.
But gracious Lord, whate’er shall be,
Don’t let anyone bomb me.”
—Sir John Betjeman (1906–1984)