Famous quotes containing the words jesus and/or read:
“I have no further use for America. I wouldn’t go back there if Jesus Christ was President.”
—Charlie Chaplin (1889–1977)
“What is to be done with people who can’t read a Sunday paper without messing it all up?... Show me a Sunday paper which has been left in a condition fit only for kite flying, and I will show you an antisocial and dangerous character who has left it that way.”
—Robert Benchley (1889–1945)