Jay Leno Show

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    I’m getting married in the morning,
    Ding! dong! the bells are gonna chime.
    Pull out the stopper;
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    But get me to the church on time!
    —Alan Jay Lerner (1918–1986)

    Experts are saying that President Bush’s goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don’t we just make him the next Democratic presidential nominee?
    —Jay Leno (b. 1950)

    The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.
    Raymond Chandler (1888–1959)