Harry Met Lloyd

Famous quotes containing the words harry, met and/or lloyd:

    “Why don’t you go home to your wife? I’ll tell you what. I’ll go home to your wife and outside of the improvements, you’ll never know the difference. Pull over to the side of the road there and let me see your marriage license.”
    —S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made to Huxley College’s outgoing president (1932)

    “I met a little Elf-man, once,
    Down where the lilies blow.
    I asked him why he was so small
    And why he didn’t grow.”
    —John Kendrick Bangs (1862–1922)

    “I am in earnest—I will not equivocate—I will not excuse—I will not retreat a single inch—and I will be heard!”
    —William Lloyd Garrison (1805–1879)