Famous quotes containing the words hard and/or sign:
“If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute—I’ve got to have them.”
—Ken Dodd (b. 1931)
“The windows were then closed and the steam turned on. There was a sign up saying that no one could smoke, but you couldn’t help it. You were lucky if you didn’t burst into flames.”
—Robert Benchley (1889–1945)