Football Bowl Subdivision

Famous quotes containing the words football, bowl and/or subdivision:

    “You can’t be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.”
    —Frank Zappa (1940–1993)

    “Three wise men of Gotham
    Went to sea in a bowl;
    If the bowl had been stronger,
    My story would have been longer.”
    —Mother Goose (fl. 17th–18th century. Three wise men of Gotham (l. 1–4)

    “I have no doubt but that the misery of the lower classes will be found to abate whenever the Government assumes a freer aspect and the laws favor a subdivision of Property.”
    —James Madison (1751–1836)