False Tax Returns

Famous quotes containing the words false, tax and/or returns:

    “Over the stark plain
    The stilted mill-chimneys once again spread
    Their sackcloth and ashes a flowing mane
    Of repentance for the false day that’s fled.”
    —William Robert Rodgers (1909–1969)

    “What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”
    —Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835–1910)

    “So cruel prison how could betide, alas,
    As proud Windsor, Where I in lust and joy
    With a king’s son my childish years did pass
    In greater feast than Priam’s sons of Troy?
    Where each sweet place returns a taste full sour;”
    —Henry Howard, Earl Of Surrey (1517?–1547)