False Tax Returns

Famous quotes containing the words false, tax and/or returns:

    “A good face they say, is a letter of recommendation. O Nature, Nature, why art thou so dishonest, as ever to send men with these false recommendations into the World!”
    —Henry Fielding (1707–1754)

    “What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”
    —Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835–1910)

    “To be worst,
    The lowest and most dejected thing of fortune,
    Stands still in esperance, lives not in fear.
    The lamentable change is from the best;
    The worst returns to laughter. Welcome, then,
    Thou unsubstantial air that I embrace!
    The wretch that thou hast blown unto the worst
    Owes nothing to thy blasts.”
    —William Shakespeare (1564–1616)