Dutch wife may refer to:
- a long body-length pillow known as dakimakura
- a long hard bolster, made of materials like rattan, wicker or bamboo, known as Zhufuren
- a prostitute
- a sex doll (dattchi waifu in Japanese)
- a hot water bottle
Famous quotes containing the words dutch and/or wife:
“The French courage proceeds from vanity—the German from phlegm—the Turkish from fanaticism & opium—the Spanish from pride—the English from coolness—the Dutch from obstinacy—the Russian from insensibility—but the Italian from anger.”
—George Gordon Noel Byron (1788–1824)
“If you are ready to leave father and mother, and brother and sister, and wife and child and friends, and never see them again,—if you have paid your debts and made your will, and settled all your affairs, and are a free man, then you are ready for a walk.”
—Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)