Dutch wife may refer to:
- a long body-length pillow known as dakimakura
- a long hard bolster, made of materials like rattan, wicker or bamboo, known as Zhufuren
- a prostitute
- a sex doll (dattchi waifu in Japanese)
- a hot water bottle
Famous quotes containing the words dutch and/or wife:
“Paradise endangered: garden snakes and mice are appearing in the shadowy corners of Dutch Old Master paintings.”
—Mason Cooley (b. 1927)
“You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.”
—Mike Tyson (b. 1966)