Ditch Day

Famous quotes containing the words ditch and/or day:

    “I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.”
    —Tallulah Bankhead (1903–1968)

    “Actor: Electrician, a little more this way with that spotlight. What are you trying to do, ruin my profile?
    Electrician: Your profile was ruined the day you were born.”
    —James Gleason (1886–1959)