Diaper Rash

Famous quotes containing the words diaper and/or rash:

“When Dad can’t get the diaper on straight, we laugh at him as though he were trying to walk around in high-heel shoes. Do we ever assist him by pointing out that all you have to do is lay out the diaper like a baseball diamond, put the kid’s butt on the pitcher’s mound, bring home plate up, then fasten the tapes at first and third base?”
—Michael K. Meyerhoff (20th century)

“Must I give way and room to your rash choler?
Shall I be frighted when a madman stares?”
—William Shakespeare (1564–1616)