Dead Parrot

Famous quotes containing the words dead and/or parrot:

“You can’t murder a man who’s been dead for five centuries.”
—Garrett Fort (1900–1945)

“This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a stiff!... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!”
—Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Monty Python’s Flying Circus (TV series)