Computing College Status

Famous quotes containing the words college and/or status:

“I tell you, you’re ruining that boy. You’re ruining him. Why can’t you do as much for me?”
—S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made as Huxley College president to Connie, the college widow (Thelma Todd)

“As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.”
—Clive James (b. 1939)