City News Comedian

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    Och, Dublin City, there is no doubtin’,
    Bates every city upon the say;
    ‘Tis there you’ll see O’Connell spoutin’,
    An’ Lady Morgan makin’ tay;
    For ‘tis the capital of the finest nation,
    Wid charmin’ pisintry on a fruitful sod,
    Fightin’ like divils for conciliation
    An’ hatin’ each other for the love of God.
    Charles James Lever (1809–1872)

    The good news may be that Nature is phasing out the white man, but the bad news is that’s who She thinks we all are.
    Alice Walker (b. 1944)

    Creator—A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
    —H.L. (Henry Lewis)