Church Wedding

Famous quotes containing the words church and/or wedding:

    You know, some of these folks look as queer in church as a mule does in the front parlor.
    Howard Estabrook (1884–1978)

    Judge Bedford: Planning on having children?
    David: Naturally.
    Judge Bedford: Good, then I know what to get you for a wedding present.
    David: Yeah? What’s that?
    Judge Bedford: A vasectomy.
    Dale Launer (b. 1953)