Famous quotes containing the words chair and/or professor:
“The chair as ideas fits only the bottom as idea.”
—Mason Cooley (b. 1927)
“Members of the faculty, faculty members, students of Huxley and Huxley students. I guess that covers everything.”
—S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff (Groucho Marx)