Captain Bernard

Famous quotes containing the words captain and/or bernard:

    “Do you know who’s sneaked into my stateroom at three o’clock this morning? Nobody, and that’s my complaint!”
    —S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Arthur Sheekman, Will Johnstone, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Monkey Business, a complaint shipboard stowaway Groucho makes to the ship’s captain (Ben Taggart)

    “Well, dearie, men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. But you can’t blame them for that, can you?”
    —George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)