Bus Width

Famous quotes containing the words bus and/or width:

    There was an old man from Darjeeling
    Who got on a bus bound for Ealing.
    It said at the door,
    “Please don’t spit on the floor,”
    So he carefully spat on the ceiling.
    Anonymous.

    Newly stumbling to and fro
    All they find, outside the fold,
    Is a wretched width of cold.
    Philip Larkin (1922–1986)