Famous quotes containing the words bus and/or jump:
“There was an old man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing.
It said at the door,
“Please don’t spit on the floor,”
So he carefully spat on the ceiling.”
—Anonymous.
“If anybody else says it’s like old times, I’ll jump out the window.”
—Charlie Chaplin (1889–1977)