Brown Pants

Famous quotes containing the words brown and/or pants:

    You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that’s it.
    —Rita Mae Brown (b. 1944)

    There was a young fellow called Lancelot
    Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
    Whenever he’d pass
    A presentable lass,
    The front of his pants would advance a lot.
    Anonymous.