Brad Jones

Famous quotes containing the words brad and/or jones:

“When Brad doesn’t come nights, you’ll know the blonde he’s sitting up with is a giraffe.”
—Fredric M. Frank (1911–1977)

“There used to be two kinds of kisses. First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there’s a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he’d kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same everyone knows it’s because he can’t kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays.”
—F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940)