Famous quotes containing the words black and/or baseball:
“It doesnt matter whether a cat is black or white; as long at it can catch mice, its a good cat.”
—Chinese proverb.
“When Dad cant get the diaper on straight, we laugh at him as though he were trying to walk around in high-heel shoes. Do we ever assist him by pointing out that all you have to do is lay out the diaper like a baseball diamond, put the kids butt on the pitchers mound, bring home plate up, then fasten the tapes at first and third base?”
—Michael K. Meyerhoff (20th century)